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Why men “don’t” love bitches (Lebanon should be a no man’s land)

You know those legends everybody talks about, from Bigfoot, passing by vampires, or even elves… Well yeah, here in Lebanon, regardless of your IQ, whoever you were, whatever you had, you believed what the legend said: For every man in Lebanon there is seven women ! Or in other words, yes, you have the choice to choose between seven bodacious Lebanese females, you own them. LIES !

The culture in Lebanon stipulates that this myth has to be told to a boy during his puberty so he can get the clear idea about this miserable cuntree (if you know what I mean). I remember being told about this story on the verge of my manhood, ended up believing it, turned into the man I’m today to find out I was tricked like the rest of you guys.

I’ve conducted a personal research with the team of Clickofyourlife®, to ensure the safety and sanity of my fellow male friends across this nation.

They said seven girls, well I’m going to tell you about each and every one:

1- Fucking ugly referred to as Fugly

2- Stays at home, never goes out, so practically you haven’t even seen her. Oh and her parents hate you

3- The one you’re stuck in the friend zone with

4- Filthy rich and Pappaz (check “Pappaz” the article on the blog) won’t know you’re alive unless it’s a Ferrari you drive

5- Top notch imbecile, stupid enough to think Pink Floyd is the full name of Pink the singer

6- Lesbian, basically she’s not interested in sorts such as you

7- Super beautiful mature woman of your dreams who’s going out with a douche (most probably stronger than you) (oh and better looking) (oh and richer) (oh)

I admit I was sorely impressed by those results, but nevertheless I was deeply depressed somehow because there’s no hope anymore or because I’m a hopeless paramore.

Well here it is, another reason Lebanon should be a no man’s land, keep checking in to discover new reasons every now and thenImage

By Clickofyourlife®

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