There are some common scenes we encounter in our everyday life that induce the same dose of discomfort and instability regarding the power to control our behavior. More specifically , some things are always there to remind us that life on earth isn’t that trustworthy !
Even more specifically, stepping in a fresh dog poop when you just walked out your house in the morning, heading for an interview.
So fresh that you have the feeling to be skiing on a melted chocolate mountain. (And I assure you, it’s not funny as imagined) !
You realize you’re in deep shit (literally) when you take a look at your shoe, all covered in mud. (Exactly, freshly squeezed mud)…
What happens next ?
Well you start wiping your shoe against the pavement or a nearby grass, walking as if you’ve been just shot in your leg, hoping this could help! You could also use a wall or a tree to clean the impossible angles on the shoe.
Final step : a tissue paper or some water to polish. And the day can start, hopefully some say such a step brings good luck (yeah right) !
Ps: These steps are specific, do not use them after a BPHS*. Clickers have been notified!
BPHS : Bombardier Pigeon Head Shot