Hot sunny sweaty day in Beirut. Let’s see : you’re walking in the street, screwing the day you were born in this freaking country.
W dejjjj, you bump into an old high school friend.
Regarding the physical appearance change, nothing to report besides her big brown eyes that now are BLUE
She starts talking to you, in English, or French, or ZULU. Anything but Lebanese Arabic.
But you grew up together, and you remember very well that she used to speak Lebanese : @ home, @ school, everywhere… So why the hekk is she speaking French ?! In fact she has never left Lebanon her entire life !
You ask her a question in Lebanese, trying to refresh her memory, to bring her back to this native land called Lebanon. She replies in BRITISH this time !
For a second, a great sentence comes to your mind “YA BENET EL KLEB, TOOL 3OMRIK WARA EL BA2AR”, but you end up finishing this multilingual conversation, and going on your way; sunny sweaty day in Beirut…
No matter how old, how intelligent, how rich, how much popular you are, you’ve certainly been asked by your inner self about these facts, unfortunately disturbing but I consider them as the obstacles of life:
Why are all YouTube sensations kids or idiots? Or idiot kids?
In soccer games, when a player scores, why does he go crazy and celebrate as if he won the freaking lottery or the war?
Why the hell is there a show with Mariam Nour as the presentator?
An all time hobby is to show people their new born baby and brag about how cute he is, sorry but he looks like a rat, honestly!
When in movies, I wonder how the man manages to discover the laser of a rifle pointing at his head, very cheap baby…
Diarrhea, the sworn enemy of mankind, finds its way into the backdoor of our body, knocking heavily to go out, causing bulky roars and pain, especially in the most important and crucial moments of life ! TRUESTORY
A constant word used in literally 90% of song lyrics is “baby”, personally I don’t mind it, I use it in my everyday life, but one thing that got me concerned and blow me away every time I hear it is “lose control” or “losing control”, seriously ?
Apparently most of the artists sing about themselves losing control when it actually means “To become deranged or mentally disturbed” – thank you very much for the dictionary
This is my personal ” do not ask why life is weird” list, feel free to add your lists so we can mention them in later posts.