Since nobody was around to observe it, there is still debate surrounding the exact details of the origins of the cosmos, but it most certainly did not look like an explosion as presented in the above freeze-frame.
– Nobody Dressed How You Think They Dressed
The ninja outfit is ridiculous, if you think about it. If you’re an assassin and your job is to blend in, you don’t do that by dressing in a black bodysuit that screams “ninja” from a mile away.
– The Pyramids Were Smooth, White and Shiny
What we think of today as the Pyramids are really just the exposed layers of the structural base. The original pyramids lit up like the Times Square of ancient Egypt. Egyptians were all about having the maximum amount of glittery goodness, especially when it came to death.
-Greek Statues Were Brightly Painted and Kind of Stupid Looking