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Lebanon summer 2012 : fresh graduates added to the over-filled jar of youngsters seeking a decent job.
15 years of achievements, the lebanese society is now proud.
But the hardest achievement of all is far away to be seen by these dreamers.
Everyone wants a brilliant career, money and a yacht parked @ St.George.
0.1 % will get there, but a few will be happy.In Lebanon, none is majoring in happiness.
Maybe she wanted to become a ballerina, or he wanted to be a sculptor, but the destiny wanted them to live the “Lebanese” dream.
Take your diploma, get married and start a family right away. You have a house to buy, and rates to start paying.
A gap year to travel around the world ? Volunteer in Latin america ? Visit the North Pole you fool ?
What are you doing with your life ? What will the neighbours and family say ?
Clickofyourlife stated that 99.9 % of the youth weren’t happy with their life ( there was one guy who was happy, but unfortunately he was high as fffff).
Those 99.9 % had high education diplomas and well payed jobs. Good for them ! But clickofyourlife is calling every workaholic in the country to leave those extra-bossing hours aside because time is running out.

Find something new that makes you happy, search for adventure. Your grandchild would not want to hear about what you did during your lunch break,
how you entered the building using the exit door (ooouu bad boy).
Happiness is within reach, look around and you’ll find it.
If not, visit clickofyourlife and that would do it. For a while :)    Clickofyourlife®

Why men “don’t” love bitches (Lebanon should be a no man’s land)

You know those legends everybody talks about, from Bigfoot, passing by vampires, or even elves… Well yeah, here in Lebanon, regardless of your IQ, whoever you were, whatever you had, you believed what the legend said: For every man in Lebanon there is seven women ! Or in other words, yes, you have the choice to choose between seven bodacious Lebanese females, you own them. LIES !

The culture in Lebanon stipulates that this myth has to be told to a boy during his puberty so he can get the clear idea about this miserable cuntree (if you know what I mean). I remember being told about this story on the verge of my manhood, ended up believing it, turned into the man I’m today to find out I was tricked like the rest of you guys.

I’ve conducted a personal research with the team of Clickofyourlife®, to ensure the safety and sanity of my fellow male friends across this nation.

They said seven girls, well I’m going to tell you about each and every one:

1- Fucking ugly referred to as Fugly

2- Stays at home, never goes out, so practically you haven’t even seen her. Oh and her parents hate you

3- The one you’re stuck in the friend zone with

4- Filthy rich and Pappaz (check “Pappaz” the article on the blog) won’t know you’re alive unless it’s a Ferrari you drive

5- Top notch imbecile, stupid enough to think Pink Floyd is the full name of Pink the singer

6- Lesbian, basically she’s not interested in sorts such as you

7- Super beautiful mature woman of your dreams who’s going out with a douche (most probably stronger than you) (oh and better looking) (oh and richer) (oh)

I admit I was sorely impressed by those results, but nevertheless I was deeply depressed somehow because there’s no hope anymore or because I’m a hopeless paramore.

Well here it is, another reason Lebanon should be a no man’s land, keep checking in to discover new reasons every now and thenImage

By Clickofyourlife®

Tremendous-shivering moments

There are some moments in life where you are so happy your hands begin to shake. The ecstasy is so powerful that you see rainbows everywhere. No more describing, here are those moments that clickofyourlife would like to mention :

   #Peeing after holding it for quite a while…

#The seconds that precede eating your favorite meal…

# Waking up on a working day tired as shhh and noticing you still have 2-3 hours of sleep…

#Orgasming…(i know what you did last summer , you perve )

#Receiving the message you’ve been waiting for from your crush .

  #When electricity comes back in Lebanon.

# Favourite song is playing.

# Being notified that clickofyourlife has released a new post !

PS : After nearly a one year long absence due to global warming, clickofyourlife  is now back on track. From Taipei to Lisbon;  Moscow to Cape Town, we have reached our aim that was….

                                                     TO BE CONTINUED.

                                                         

                                                                                                                                                                                          Clickofyourlife®

Lebanon should be a no man’s land

This is one of many article about why Lebanon should be a no man’s land, despite the corruption, the hate, the controversy, the shallowness, we try to move on and live.
But just as soon as winter comes, and people start preparing themselves for the cozy bed, and the sweet hot chocolate (with marshmallow), mother nature sprouts us with slippery streets, wet shoes, and floods coming out of everywhere.
Now if you were in a normal country, those obstacles wouldn’t be a problem, the municipality or the government would’ve managed to ease your way into the streets, on the other hand, when you’re a peaceful Lebanese citizen on your way to work or school, you encounter dangerous threats that may affect your life in a bad way, as per instance the sewers are all leaking, an ocean of human waste (mostly crap) are ravaging the pavements, the streets are drowning, you will be needing a canoe to cross, you can’t even help yourself with the umbrella because the wind is trying to steal it from you.

I sincerely would prefer to stay home all winter, and keep Lebanon a no man’s land.

We seriously need help making our streets a better place.

It always happens !

Unpleasant Surprise !

There are some common scenes we encounter in our everyday life that induce the same dose of  discomfort and instability regarding  the power to control our behavior. More specifically , some things are always there to remind us that life on earth isn’t that trustworthy !

Even more specifically, stepping in a fresh dog poop when you just walked out your house in the morning, heading for an interview.

So fresh that you have the feeling to be skiing on a melted chocolate mountain. (And I assure you, it’s not funny as imagined) !

You realize you’re in deep shit (literally) when you take a look at your shoe, all covered in mud. (Exactly, freshly squeezed mud)…

What happens next ?

Well you start wiping your shoe against the pavement or a nearby grass, walking as if you’ve been just shot in your leg, hoping this could help! You could also use a wall or a tree to clean the impossible angles on the shoe.

Final step : a tissue paper or some water to polish. And the day can start, hopefully some say such a step brings good luck (yeah right) !

Ps: These steps are specific, do not use them after a BPHS*. Clickers have been notified!

BPHS : Bombardier Pigeon Head Shot

                                                                                                                                                            Clickofyourlife®

Note to oneself: Cartoons are sick

In the past few days, I’ve been reminiscing about the childhood I had, those beautiful days without any responsibility whatsoever, the innocence, the lively cartoons, then I said HEY, wait a second, I couldn’t help but to  notice the devastating effect of those childish movies we used to watch !

For a minute there I thought I was overreacting, but things have to be said, per instance, Winnie the “yellow colored bear” Pooh, is there walking, oh look at that a bee hive, let us taste that yummy honey of theirs, suddenly he’s up there imbibing himself with the sticky sugary syrup and the bees are there serving it to him, STOP it right here, bees hate being violated and will sting you, yes you, as soon as they hear your heartbeat near their territory, but nooo they love Winnie, they’ll even help him get out because he’s going to get stuck eventually!  WATCH OUT parents, by watching this, your kids have a high possibility of becoming, like spider-man, a bee person, unless it’s real life, oh yes it is, they’ll die !

 

On a second notice, while babysitting a cousin, Teletubbies was on, very peaceful, very colorful, then something fishy went on… THERE IS A FREAKING BABY IN THE SUN, yes you heard me, other than the sick idea of having a laughing baby out there, children own a very fertile imagination, that is now mixing with reality, so what is happening is that they’re looking in the real sun searching for that baby and BAM ! the sun is shiny, they will cry, they will try to find company, they wont because they can’t see, if it was an eclipse they will become blind, if not they’ll probably trip over a boulder, down a cliff and die !

There you go, live proof of meticulously thought children shows we encourage to see, after all we’re going to die in the end, so you might want to die younger than usual..

Lies About the Human Body You Learned in Kindergarten !!!

1-You Only Have Five Senses

2-The Tongue Map3-Deoxygenated Blood Is Blue

4-You Lose Most of Your Body Heat Through Your Head

5-Your Metabolism Makes You Fat or Skinny


Read more: 6 Lies About the Human Body You Learned in Kindergarten | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_19296_6-lies-about-human-body-you-learned-in-kindergarten_p2.html#ixzz1RqNdB3eM

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